Ryan Wendell Bauer: Kitschkabob

Thanks for coming to see me tonight at ARTpool!

If you dig what you heard, why not buy some of it?

Spinnin’ Santa (Dec ‘09) is the hot, sweaty, club-pumping single I released for Christmas 2009. You can stream or download it FOR FREE! Ho-ho-holla!

Itty Bitty MIDI Committee (Dec ‘09) is an EP of five legendary fan favorites. These are the tracks you’re guaranteed to hear at my live shows. ALL KILLER. NO FILLER.

Happy Friday (Oct ‘08) is the first full-length record by RWB&M16. A mere $6 nets you an immediate download of the 13-track wonder in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.

This is exactly what my high school was like.

Exactly.

My friend is using that nicotine gum to stop smoking. It seems to be working so far, and I’m very happy for him.

But he’s one of the lucky ones. I’ve got an addiction too; one that can never be cured by chewing gum.

Because that’s exactly what I’m addicted to.

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It’s intervention time.

I’ve got something on my hands and I need to come clean.

99.99% clean.

A few months ago, they installed a bunch of Purell dispensers in my office. And it’s not like I work in a hospital, or a restaurant, or a preschool, or a private booth theater.

They were installed during the Swine Flu scare of 2009.

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Herbie Hancock – I Thought It Was You

Classic Herbie Hancock from 1978 — vocoding before Kanye could even form complete sentences.