ryanbauer.com http://ryanbauer.com Hello. My name is Ryan Wendell Bauer. Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:01:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Worst Movie Ending EVER !!! http://ryanbauer.com/2010/08/31/worst-movie-ending-ever/ http://ryanbauer.com/2010/08/31/worst-movie-ending-ever/#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:00:52 +0000 Ryan Bauer http://ryanbauer.com/?p=924 YouTube – Worst Movie Ending EVER !!!.

Wonder if Netflix has this on instant watch?

Nah … this scene is probably best enjoyed out of context — where I can craft my own back-story.

]]> http://ryanbauer.com/2010/08/31/worst-movie-ending-ever/feed/ 0 Told You I Loved St. Pete. http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/23/told-you-i-loved-st-pete/ http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/23/told-you-i-loved-st-pete/#comments Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:00:24 +0000 Ryan Bauer http://ryanbauer.com/?p=687 Thanks for coming to see me tonight at ARTpool!

If you dig what you heard, why not buy some of it?


Spinnin' SantaSpinnin’ Santa (Dec ’09) is the hot, sweaty, club-pumping single I released for Christmas 2009. You can stream or download it FOR FREE! Ho-ho-holla!

Itty Bitty MIDI CommitteeItty Bitty MIDI Committee (Dec ’09) is an EP of five legendary fan favorites. These are the tracks you’re guaranteed to hear at my live shows. ALL KILLER. NO FILLER.

Happy FridayHappy Friday (Oct ’08) is the first full-length record by RWB&M16. A mere $6 nets you an immediate download of the 13-track wonder in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.


]]> http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/23/told-you-i-loved-st-pete/feed/ 0 On Sale: Itty Bitty MIDI Committee http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/19/on-sale-itty-bitty-midi-committee/ http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/19/on-sale-itty-bitty-midi-committee/#comments Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:50:54 +0000 Ryan Bauer http://ryanbauer.com/?p=627 Did you know you can get my latest EP full of fan favorites for only $3!

ALL KILLER. NO FILLER.

<a href="http://rwbm16.bandcamp.com/album/itty-bitty-midi-committee-ep">Happy Friday by Ryan Wendell Bauer &amp; the MIDI Sixteen</a>

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NOTE TO SELF: When performing 1.5 emcees’ duties on one of the wordiest hip-hop tracks out there, and your lungs are burning from the icy air, don’t still insist on dancing around on stage. My lungs recovered by my second verse. Too. Many. Words.

]]> http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/15/new-years-eve-performance-w-dj-cen-flo/feed/ 0 Gearing Up for Next Friday http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/15/gearing-up-for-next-friday/ http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/15/gearing-up-for-next-friday/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:59:31 +0000 Ryan Bauer http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/15/gearing-up-for-next-friday/ Don’t forget the I <3 St. Pete show at ARTpool next Friday! More deets are available under the Gigs link.

I’ll be rehearsing my ass off all week. Hope to have some crazy surprises.

Come on out!!

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I LOVE ST PETE 4th annual celebration of our amazing city!

Saturday January 23rd 7pm-12am @ ARTpool Gallery

Pre-purchase your tickets now for only $10, day of the event tickets $15 each.

]]> http://ryanbauer.com/2010/01/08/do-you/feed/ 0 RWB: TBT’s Artist of the Day! http://ryanbauer.com/2009/12/29/artist-of-the-day-ryan-wendell-bauer-the-midi-sixteen/ http://ryanbauer.com/2009/12/29/artist-of-the-day-ryan-wendell-bauer-the-midi-sixteen/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:14:35 +0000 Ryan Bauer http://ryanbauer.com/?p=365 Hey, check it out! I’m artist of the day over at TBT*!

Like a one-man Flight of the Conchords, Ryan Wendell Bauer is part comic, part writer and part comedian.

Along with his “band,” the MIDI Sixteen (“a slightly humorous reference to his keyboards and drum machines,” he writes on his Web site), he performs crazily intriguing electro-pop with touches of disco, hip-hop and comedy (all included in his most recent album, 2008′s Happy Friday). Onstage, he performs outlandish dance moves with a modest, unassuming charm and childlike goofiness.

All that will be on display this New Year’s Eve, when Bauer and DJ Cen-Flo take the stage to cover the Sugarhill Gang during WMNF’s Tribute to 1979 concert at Skipper’s Smokehouse. Tickets are $25 in advance and $35 at the door. Click here for details.

In 2010, Bauer says he’s resolving to “kick things into high gear” by working on his next studio album. In the meantime, click here to read Julie Garisto’s interview with Bauer from 2008.

Read the full post:  Artist of the day: Ryan Wendell Bauer and the MIDI Sixteen | Tampa Bands, Tampa Concerts, Music and More.

]]> http://ryanbauer.com/2009/12/29/artist-of-the-day-ryan-wendell-bauer-the-midi-sixteen/feed/ 0 Witty MIDI Opening for Tigercity! http://ryanbauer.com/2009/12/11/witty-midi-opening-for-tigercity/ http://ryanbauer.com/2009/12/11/witty-midi-opening-for-tigercity/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:27:27 +0000 Ryan Bauer http://ryanbauer.com/?p=314 Loyal followers, do not forget about this show tonight!!! It’s got the Ryan Wendell Bauer no-suck guarantee. Have I ever led you astray? Well, that one time … but I didn’t know it was a cult. Swear. I thought it was just a bunch of other Julie Piekarski enthusiasts.

Tigercity, French Horn Rebellion + Ryan Wendell Bauer & DJ Colonic

Start Time: Friday, December 11, 2009 at 9:00pm
End Time: Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 12:00am
Location: New World Brewery: 1313 E 8th Ave,Ybor City, FL

]]> http://ryanbauer.com/2009/12/11/witty-midi-opening-for-tigercity/feed/ 0 More Shows in the Works http://ryanbauer.com/2009/08/19/new-shows-in-the-works/ http://ryanbauer.com/2009/08/19/new-shows-in-the-works/#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:23:39 +0000 Ryan Bauer http://ryanbauer.com/?p=267 In case you had any doubt that the MIDI Sixteen was in full effect, I’m glad to announce that I’m booking shows like a mad man. Check back often for up-to-the-minute show news.

]]> http://ryanbauer.com/2009/08/19/new-shows-in-the-works/feed/ 0 Newbie Scenester Digs the MIDI http://ryanbauer.com/2009/08/18/newbie-scenester-digs-the-midi/ http://ryanbauer.com/2009/08/18/newbie-scenester-digs-the-midi/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:05:12 +0000 Ryan Bauer http://ryanbauer.com/?p=263 Huge shout outs to Alison Egan-Lodjic of Creative Loafing for the killer review of my show on Saturday night!

After dedicating the set to Michael Jackson, Bauer (pictured left) started a keyboard/synth beat as background to a conversational intro with him making puppet-like hand gestures and mixing a kind of rap/poetry-slam/haiku singing style that I had never seen or heard. I heard a girl proclaim “I love this guy! I just wanna hug him!”; my thoughts exactly.

Ladies? Let the hugging commence.

Read the full review here!

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